A leap of faith doesn’t involve leg strength. Still, I can’t... - Jarod Kintz, A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

"When I’m feeling down, I make myself a big bowl of Up Soup. The bowl only looks empty, but in reality it’s full of hope. Grab a spoon, there’s plenty for both of us."

"How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly."

"Just because I flap my arms, that doesn’t make me a bird. No, I’m a bird because I believe myself to be. That’s the power of faith."

"Empty packets of hot sauce remind me of the love I used to have for her. Now all I’m left with is this yummy taco."

"I carry a shower curtain folded up neatly in my wallet, because you never know when you’ll never know."