A leap of faith doesn’t involve leg strength. Still, I can’t... - Jarod Kintz, A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom
"A leap of faith doesn’t involve leg strength. Still, I can’t take any chances, so I’ve been doing squats."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom
"I’m more terrified of failure than rejection—so I’ll no my way to YES!"
"Every man has a soul, but will every man’s clone have a soul? No, because me and some scientists will have sucked them out in the lab. Why sell your soul to the devil, when you can sell your clone’s soul?"
"I sell Ziploc bags. They’re not empty—they’re full of hope."
"Empty packets of hot sauce remind me of the love I used to have for her. Now all I’m left with is this yummy taco."
"I carry a shower curtain folded up neatly in my wallet, because you never know when you’ll never know."