How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it t... - Jarod Kintz, A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom
"How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly."
"How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly."
"Empty packets of hot sauce remind me of the love I used to have for her. Now all I’m left with is this yummy taco."
"I carry a shower curtain folded up neatly in my wallet, because you never know when you’ll never know."
"When I’m feeling down, I make myself a big bowl of Up Soup. The bowl only looks empty, but in reality it’s full of hope. Grab a spoon, there’s plenty for both of us."
"A leap of faith doesn’t involve leg strength. Still, I can’t take any chances, so I’ve been doing squats."
"I sell Ziploc bags. They’re not empty—they’re full of hope."