I carry a shower curtain folded up neatly in my wallet, beca... - Jarod Kintz, A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom
"I carry a shower curtain folded up neatly in my wallet, because you never know when you’ll never know."
"I carry a shower curtain folded up neatly in my wallet, because you never know when you’ll never know."
"I sell Ziploc bags. They’re not empty—they’re full of hope."
"When I’m feeling down, I make myself a big bowl of Up Soup. The bowl only looks empty, but in reality it’s full of hope. Grab a spoon, there’s plenty for both of us."
"Just because I flap my arms, that doesn’t make me a bird. No, I’m a bird because I believe myself to be. That’s the power of faith."
"A leap of faith doesn’t involve leg strength. Still, I can’t take any chances, so I’ve been doing squats."
"How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly."