I’m more terrified of failure than rejection—so I’ll no my w... - Jarod Kintz, A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

"How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly."

"Empty packets of hot sauce remind me of the love I used to have for her. Now all I’m left with is this yummy taco."

"I sell Ziploc bags. They’re not empty—they’re full of hope."

"When I’m feeling down, I make myself a big bowl of Up Soup. The bowl only looks empty, but in reality it’s full of hope. Grab a spoon, there’s plenty for both of us."

"Every man has a soul, but will every man’s clone have a soul? No, because me and some scientists will have sucked them out in the lab. Why sell your soul to the devil, when you can sell your clone’s soul?"