I’m more terrified of failure than rejection—so I’ll no my w... - Jarod Kintz, A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

"I carry a shower curtain folded up neatly in my wallet, because you never know when you’ll never know."

"A leap of faith doesn’t involve leg strength. Still, I can’t take any chances, so I’ve been doing squats."

"Sometimes looking like you know is better than actually knowing. People respect you, and defer to you, yet you don’t have the burden that comes with heavy knowledge."

"I sell Ziploc bags. They’re not empty—they’re full of hope."

"When I’m feeling down, I make myself a big bowl of Up Soup. The bowl only looks empty, but in reality it’s full of hope. Grab a spoon, there’s plenty for both of us."