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"I carry a shower curtain folded up neatly in my wallet, because you never know when you’ll never know."
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"How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly."
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"Every man has a soul, but will every man’s clone have a soul? No, because me and some scientists will have sucked them out in the lab. Why sell your soul to the devil, when you can sell your clone’s soul?"
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"A leap of faith doesn’t involve leg strength. Still, I can’t take any chances, so I’ve been doing squats."
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"Just because I flap my arms, that doesn’t make me a bird. No, I’m a bird because I believe myself to be. That’s the power of faith."
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