More quotes by Jarod Kintz, A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

"A leap of faith doesn’t involve leg strength. Still, I can’t take any chances, so I’ve been doing squats."
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"Empty packets of hot sauce remind me of the love I used to have for her. Now all I’m left with is this yummy taco."
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"Just because I flap my arms, that doesn’t make me a bird. No, I’m a bird because I believe myself to be. That’s the power of faith."
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"How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly."
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"How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly."
— Jarod Kintz, A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom Read More