I sell Ziploc bags. They’re not empty—they’re full of hope. - Jarod Kintz, A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom
"I sell Ziploc bags. They’re not empty—they’re full of hope."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom
"A leap of faith doesn’t involve leg strength. Still, I can’t take any chances, so I’ve been doing squats."
"Empty packets of hot sauce remind me of the love I used to have for her. Now all I’m left with is this yummy taco."
"Just because I flap my arms, that doesn’t make me a bird. No, I’m a bird because I believe myself to be. That’s the power of faith."
"How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly."
"How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly."