More quotes by Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

"Every night I pray I whisper into a megaphone, not only so God is sure to hear, but also my neighbors, because I pray to God He’ll deliver pestilence and plague to the residents next door. I even tell God the exact address, as if He can’t read my heart. But it’s not for His benefit, it’s for my neighbors’."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"Are you OK with pissing people off to succeed? Because that’s what will happen. Success pisses off the unsuccessful."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"More people are leaving TV behind to read my books than ever before. In the last year alone I gained over two readers (three, to be exact). So I’d like to take a moment and say thanks mom, dad, and kidnap victim I keep chained in the basement."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"Half of what I write is garbage, but if I don't write it down it decomposes in my head."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"Hydrogenated and androgynous milky white love is all I have to offer you. Would you like me to pour it in your coffee, or directly into your soul?"
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More