More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I realize all guys have thorns. But I am a rose, and she chose a cactus over me. I wish her luck with her dry, desert-like existence with him."
"I’m half chameleon, half camouflage, and wholly in love with you, though you’d never be able to see it."
"When I win, it’s because I’m skilled. When I lose, it’s because my opponent is lucky. But when I fall in love, it’s because I’m lucky and she’s skilled."
"I find Bukowski to be so edgy, gritty, and daring that he oozes romance, and if couples read him in bed they would appreciate what they have."
"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."