More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"30% of the time I am successful 70% of the time. That’s 100% in my book—a book that happens to have a page count that’s 21% Reduced Fat."
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."
"Based on the questions we both answered, we’re a 0% love match. That means we’re 100% compatible, once I enlighten her to the correct perspective on life."
"You don’t need batteries for an introduction. Buy my Networking in a Box today and see for yourself. (Handshakes sold separately.)"
"I ate a pound cake today, but I gained two."