I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."
"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."
"At the potluck, I brought two dishes: knowledge and mashed potatoes and gravy. Guess which one got cleaned out and which one hardly got touched."
"I’m so restless when I rest that I make sleepwalkers look like statues. If The Thinker could run 26.2 miles, it would need a baseball glove to catch me."
"If I were a Wild West cowboy, I wouldn’t ride a horse—I’d ride a wheelchair. More romantic."
"Prophesies are dark and don’t need a flashlight to illuminate. I’m a bring my own lighthouse kind of lover."
"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."