"I am the coffee, and God is The Barista. Through me, he may awaken your soul. But the coffee knows not what flows through the mind of The Barista."
"I am so extreme that I do parkour like a caterpillar gyrates. My movements are slow and methodical, but eventually my free running takes flight. I love the same exact way, and my romance has the essence of a butterfly."
"On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57."
"The word very will vary in muchiness. I love you very much, and that won’t vary from day to day."
"The sides of buildings should be like the tops of lakes. I’d fish through your window hoping to catch a smile."
"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."