The sides of buildings should be like the tops of lakes. I’d... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The sides of buildings should be like the tops of lakes. I’d fish through your window hoping to catch a smile."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Why sell farming equipment to farmers? I should cut out the middleman and sell tractors directly to people dining in restaurants."
"Science doesn’t listen. Science has mice growing out of its ears. Wait, I mean human ears growing out of its mice."
"Older doesn't necessarily mean wiser. Some trees live to be hundreds of years old, and what the fuck do they know?"
"I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin."
"I have a lot of faith. I mean, I believe I do."