More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If I could make tea out of your love, would it be hot, or iced? Would it be black, or green? Would it be sweet, or unsweet? Would you offer free refills?"
"How to duplicate yourself: hang out with the same people and say the same things all the time. The you of today is a clone of the you from yesterday."
"Pizza is circular. So is an hour. I’ll take two slices—to go."
"The goodbad news is she only stole half. The badgood news is she stole half. And when it’s love that’s been stolen, a hole the size of half your heart feels like the whole thing has been taken."
"I spend all my time trying to capture the moment. And when I do, I'll interrogate and torture it."