More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I deal in the ideal idea. Buy, sell, or trade, I am offering the best prices on Love."
"He’s right-handed, so I told him to draw his self-portrait with his left hand, because it’d look so ugly it’d look realistic. Since he’s a DC politician, I figured a little reality was needed in his life."
"The business of business is people, not products or services. Take care of the people, and the people will take care of you."
"I wrote you a love letter. I used invisible ink to show I was being transparent with my feelings. And also to hide my feelings."
"Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment."