I am the Guillotine of Love, and I will never lose my head o... - Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

"I am the Guillotine of Love, and I will never lose my head over another woman again."

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