Love is something to be treated with awe. Or should it be aw... - Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

"The only thing I could love more than you is two of you. And I suppose three."

"The sunset faded and blended from pink to peach to mango in a smoothie in the sky. For as long as she doesn’t love me, I will love her."

"Love means never having to say you’re sorry for a minor stab wound."

"I am my own love story. And I want to tell my love story, from the inside. Just add water and stir."

"I am the Love Ventriloquist. And if you say I’m not, I’ll say it so it sounds like you said I am."