Our love was covered in fur, yet I was the only one who want... - Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

"Our love was covered in fur, yet I was the only one who wanted to pet it."

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