More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Some guys are the type of people who bring brass knuckles to a fight. I've always thought it prudent to bring some running shoes."
"Tennis is the only sport with love in the score, and that makes it the most romantic. I would be a player, but I wisely use the net to go fishing instead."
"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."
"The sunset sky fades from blue to orange over Gainesville, Florida, and what I lost is less than what I gained. I gained love, I lost love, and if could do it all again, I would."
"I like knocking on strangers’ doors, and when they answer and say hello, I respond, “I have returned, as prophesied.” Then I just stand there staring at them."