More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Her name is Faith, or that’s what I believe it to be."
"I sell soap. Buy two bars and get a FREE shower. (Water not included.) Act within the next 15 minutes and I’ll even throw in the towel. I quit!"
"It’s 4:00 in the afternoon and I’m just now putting on clothes. The life of a writer is as free as the pizza I just had delivered is not."
"She wants to teach me to dance, but how do you instruct water to flow? I'm so fluid all you can do is swim in my moves and drink my essence."
"She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was looking directly at another man when she said it."