More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"I skimmed the pond scum with a spoon like broth in a soup bowl. Why does everything have to remind me of her?"
"I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one floor below my unit."
"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."
"I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue. Now, if only I could do the same with my shoelaces, I wouldn’t have to banana pudding my way to success."
"A farm is a business, and I ran mine into the ground. The next year it grew back."