I can read lips. Especially if they have words tattooed on t... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"I can read lips. Especially if they have words tattooed on them."
"I can read lips. Especially if they have words tattooed on them."
"I skimmed the pond scum with a spoon like broth in a soup bowl. Why does everything have to remind me of her?"
"I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one floor below my unit."
"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."
"I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue. Now, if only I could do the same with my shoelaces, I wouldn’t have to banana pudding my way to success."
"A farm is a business, and I ran mine into the ground. The next year it grew back."