I skimmed the pond scum with a spoon like broth in a soup bo... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"I skimmed the pond scum with a spoon like broth in a soup bowl. Why does everything have to remind me of her?"
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"With six pieces of wood, I’m building a life, and my coffin."
"Love is like a door knob that I’ve mistaken for a shower handle, and I’m trying to turn up the heat on our relationship, but the handle won’t turn and I’ve got shampoo in my eyes and my wetsuit is dry and I started crying just as the zookeeper asked me to leave."
"I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue. Now, if only I could do the same with my shoelaces, I wouldn’t have to banana pudding my way to success."
"Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers."
"The police seemed to think I killed her, which is crazy, because I loved her like a thousand drops of blood dripping down a dagger."