I skimmed the pond scum with a spoon like broth in a soup bo... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"I skimmed the pond scum with a spoon like broth in a soup bowl. Why does everything have to remind me of her?"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"Love is like a forest, I think as I kill trees by squandering toilet paper while “decorating” my ex girlfriend’s front yard."
"At the end of the universe you’ll find a door labeled “Do Not Enter.” No great mysteries are hidden there—it’s just a supplies closet."
"My coffee gets increasingly better the more I drink and the closer I come to the bottom of the cup, where all the sugar is. I wonder if life is the same way as we approach the end."
"All I know is I don’t know if I know, and this everlasting oscillation shakes my belief system."
"I’m up for the Julius Caesar Author of the Year Award this year. I’m tremendously proud, considering Caesar is the guy who burned down the Library of Alexandria."