More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I wrote you a love letter. I used invisible ink to show I was being transparent with my feelings. And also to hide my feelings."
"If you merge an emergency with a mannequin, that’s how I look at networking events. To make each handshake more feel more personal, I try to wear the thinnest rubber gloves I can find."
"Hoping to win the lottery to escape your existence is like waiting on a unicorn to give you a ride out of town. If you’re interested, I’m selling saddles."
"I drank so much booze I was bamboozled. Alcohol makes my mind as discombobulated as love makes my heart. I’d sure appreciate it if you poured me a large glass of romance."
"Ink is drinkable and printable. The words “I love you” don’t take up much space, but they can quench your thirst forever."