More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I should probably ask her again if she still feels the same way."
"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."
"I spend all my time trying to capture the moment. And when I do, I'll interrogate and torture it."
"Opportunity is not your opponent—it is your ally, but it’s hard to see that because opportunity is often camouflaged and hidden among danger and chaos."
"Is it easier to get you to do what I want with a fist to your face, or a gentle pat on the back and a handshake? Let this be a lesson in power."