"I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning."
"The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss."
"If I promise you I'll show up fifteen minutes late, I'll always arrive on time."
"This morning my girlfriend was so loud in bed that we woke up the neighbors. So I told them to roll over and go back to sleep."
"The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss."
"I wouldn't say I'm superficial, just averagely ficial."