Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying c... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. Let this be a lesson in love—and cake etiquette."

"I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refills. I’m a lover, not a farmer."

"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"

"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."

"I’m always the last in love by exactly one person."