A windmill has arms, but does not hug. Where’s the love? - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."

"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."

"The difference between a karate chop and a high five is the same as the difference between a knife and a paddle. My love can slice like a piece of pizza."

"If my last name were Hunter, I’d probably be a fisherman. That’s just the kind of lover I am."