A windmill has arms, but does not hug. Where’s the love? - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."

"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."

"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."

"I want to write a song about the only girl I’ve ever loved. And the chorus will say something like, “I really want to see you tonight, so I hope you leave your blinds open."