I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the wor... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little less."
"I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little less."
"Last year, millions of students didn’t graduate from high school. They didn’t drop out, they were simply in elementary and middle schools."
"There’s truth in only having a bicycle seat. I used to skip class and just hold it out in the hallway. When teachers would ask me what I was doing, I’d hold it up and say, “Sorry I’m late."
"I put the “now” in knowledge. Well, I will put it there, probably tomorrow or tomorrow’s tomorrow."
"Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers."
"She had two lips like strawberries, and the seeds gave her kisses texture. I preferred kissing her over two scoops of vanilla ice cream."