I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, bec... - Woody Allen
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
"I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100."
"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."