I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, bec... - Woody Allen
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
"My brain? That's my second favorite organ."
"To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition."
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."