I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, bec... - Woody Allen
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
"Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!"
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
"Marriage is the death of hope."