More quotes by Woody Allen

"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."
"It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."