More quotes by Woody Allen

"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."
"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."