More quotes by Woody Allen

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
"There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope."
"Marriage is the death of hope."
"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."