Seventy percent of success in life is showing up. - Woody Allen

"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak."

"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."

"You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ."

"I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100."

"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."