More quotes by Woody Allen

"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
"The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it."
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."