I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when... - Woody Allen
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."
"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak."
"The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it."
"It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to."
"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."