I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when... - Woody Allen

"Marriage is the death of hope."

"If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse."

"It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to."

"Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!"

"I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100."