More quotes by Woody Allen

"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."
"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak."
"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."