More quotes by Woody Allen

"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to."
"If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."
"Eighty percent of success is showing up."