To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition. - Woody Allen

"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."

"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."

"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."

"If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse."

"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."