To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition. - Woody Allen
"To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition."
"To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition."
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope."
"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."