I didn’t tackle him. I gave him a flying hug. Sometimes love... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."

"We made love like two folding lawn chairs. We were both motionless, but the possibility of movement permeated the moment."

"Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it is much, much taller than all that."

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."

"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."