"Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday and the day before. And the day before that too."
"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."
"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
"The race is long, and I am sprinting. If I ever see her again, I’ll probably be too out of breath to tell her I love her."
"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."
"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."