More quotes by Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

"It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget."
"Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know."
"A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old."
"I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?"
"Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't."