Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

"I don't like lollipops."

"A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old."

"I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?"

"Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know."

"Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know."

"It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget."

"Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't."