Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

"Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know."

"It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget."

"Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't."

"A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old."

"I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?"

"I don't like lollipops."

"Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know."