Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's becau... - Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

"I don't like lollipops."

"Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't."

"Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know."

"It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget."

"A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old."