It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget. - Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

"Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't."

"Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know."

"I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?"

"I don't like lollipops."

"A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old."