Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't. - Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

"I don't like lollipops."

"Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know."

"A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old."

"I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?"

"It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget."