More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Love now, not later. Also, love later."
"All thoughts, secret or spoken, belong in a coffee table book written in Braille, so you can really feel the emotions."
"I have liquid lips, and my kisses are smooth as wine. Why pour you a glass when you can drink from the bottle?"
"I have studied the astrological musings of the mystics, and I can conclude one thing: of all things cosmic, bowling is the best."
"I sleep when I blink. I dream like I love—continuously."