I’m so sunburned I’m embarrassed, but you can’t tell I’m blu... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"75% of my life is spent wasting time. The other 25% isn’t nearly as productive."

"The Book of Life, I’m still writing it—both literally and literarily. So far I’ve written the Table of Contents. Right now it’s more of a coffee table."

"You can use your mouth to speak the words I love you, or you can use your mouth to kiss me and transport love from your mind to my heart."

"A nugget of wisdom is more valuable than a nugget of gold—and considerably harder to pan out of a river. I’ll be 33 in March, and all I’ve found so far is fool’s gold. Still, I was able to trade it for political favors."

"I love letting her know how much she means to me. A love in secret is but a shadow that’s cold and lonely."