I’m so sunburned I’m embarrassed, but you can’t tell I’m blu... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’m so sunburned I’m embarrassed, but you can’t tell I’m blushing because I’m sunburned. I’m so ashamed I could just lie on the beach and die."

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