I’m so sunburned I’m embarrassed, but you can’t tell I’m blu... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The pink sunset reminds me of her, and the calm water matches the calm that images of her bring to my heart."

"I asked for info, and he offered it for a price. Now I’m selling him my security services, and if he doesn’t pay me, I’m going to give him a karate lesson—for free."

"Based on the questions we both answered, we’re a 0% love match. That means we’re 100% compatible, once I enlighten her to the correct perspective on life."

"You can use your mouth to speak the words I love you, or you can use your mouth to kiss me and transport love from your mind to my heart."

"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."