"I don't understand people who say they need more "Me Time."What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body?"
"A tree with red leaves is like an old man with gray hair. Likewise, my love for you was blue, but now it’s orange, and that’s a compliment."
"What is the shape of love? Is it shaped like you? For me it is, but for you maybe it is shaped like me."
"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."
"It's a fact that men make more money than women. That's why I became a man. Best decision of my life."
"Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the porters of importance."