More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."
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"I didn’t tackle him. I gave him a flying hug. Sometimes love is up in the air until it hits you."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it is much, much taller than all that."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I’ve got a way with love. Away with love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More