It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. U... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"

"Love is the best gift because it’s free to give and priceless to receive."

"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."

"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."

"Pain produces progress. So if you truly love me, you will try to hurt me as much as you can. If you really want me to grow as a person, you will water me with betrayal, abuse, neglect, derision, thievery, and possibly even torture."