It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. U... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"

"If my last name were Hunter, I’d probably be a fisherman. That’s just the kind of lover I am."

"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."

"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."

"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."