"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."
"Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes."
"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."