More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"When I make love, I make extra, and then I keep it in my pants pockets. Well, not all of it. I give an inappropriate amount to the tax collectors."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."
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"I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is how I know I’m in love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I’m always the last in love by exactly one person."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More