Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never don... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."

"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."

"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."

"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."

"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"