Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never don... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."

"What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love."

"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."

"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."

"Two butterflies in two socks could walk faster than I can run. A love song will jog your memory like I jog like Roger Bannister in a wheelchair."