Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never don... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."

"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."

"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."

"I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand."

"I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place."