More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More