Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"

"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."

"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."

"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."