Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone."

"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."

"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."

"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."

"I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place."