More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More