We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."
"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."
"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."
"I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is how I know I’m in love."