We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."
"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"The difference between a karate chop and a high five is the same as the difference between a knife and a paddle. My love can slice like a piece of pizza."
"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."