We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."
"Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"The race is long, and I am sprinting. If I ever see her again, I’ll probably be too out of breath to tell her I love her."