More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Like a ballet dancer, she keeps me on my toes. This dance we're doing, it keeps me so fit I know she's a perfect fit for me."
"What is the shape of love? Is it shaped like you? For me it is, but for you maybe it is shaped like me."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"If someone invited you to a flash mob, would you wear a bra?"
"My reality is it’s nighttime. The truth is I’m just blindfolded. How many people live like me, in self-deluded darkness?"