I drink like a fish, and I swim in my thirst. I’m so parched... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I drink like a fish, and I swim in my thirst. I’m so parched for her love that I think I may drown in my desire."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Love burns. Whiskey burns. George Burns. What do all three have in common? They’re all dead to me."
"I want to love you down. I want to love you deep. I want to love you up. And I want to love you width all my heart. Now that is #4DFeeling."
"For the funeral I needed a plus one, so I rented a hooker. And then I rented a movie. Rest in peace Grandpa, or whoever you were."
"Necessity may be the mother of invention, but who is the father? Don’t look at me! I wore a condom."
"Quicksand is nature’s way of saying slow down. Me pushing you in quicksand is my way of saying be still and let me love you. Isn’t it funny how a lasso looks like a noose?"