"Quicksand is nature’s way of saying slow down. Me pushing you in quicksand is my way of saying be still and let me love you. Isn’t it funny how a lasso looks like a noose?"
"Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the porters of importance."
"The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets."
"I’m more of a journalist than anyone in the mainstream media, and I write fiction. More than fiction, I write absurd nonsense surrealism, and my work has more truth."
"A tornado is the ultimate coffee grinder. Just add water, and you’ll wake the whole trailer park."
"My hands will get dirty holding your rose-shaped heart, because love is like gardening—it’s earthy and takes work to keep it alive."