#humor-inspirational

"God helps those who strut their stuff."

"Why sadness was created?So we could rest from laughing."

"Just think of what would have happened to poor old Naaman if he had decided to dunk himself only once?"

"Emotions are like muscles. Most of them go highly unattended, it's usually the weaker, undefined ones that cause injury to the rest, and there is most certainly memory response in play."

"I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day."

"No matter where life takes me, you'll find me with a smile. Presumed to be happy, always laughing like a child. I never thought life could be this sweet! It's got me cheesing from cheek to cheek!"

"To ugly ducklings everywhere,Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:They'll never get to be swans"