More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The sun rose and tinted the sky rose, that floral red teeming with romance, and it filtered in thoughts of the love I used to have for her."
"I belong, and my penis, it be long."
"We made love like two coiled up fire hoses. When there’s no fire in the romance, why not act like a couple of sleeping snakes?"
"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."
"When I win, it’s because I’m skilled. When I lose, it’s because my opponent is lucky. But when I fall in love, it’s because I’m lucky and she’s skilled."