Knocking on a door is so violent. Talk on the door. Try to g... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Knocking on a door is so violent. Talk on the door. Try to get it to open up through communication, not violence."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."
"Mannequin parts disassembled and discombobulated coming together for a good cause—to sell some clothes. That’s what charity is all about."
"Love may make you feel blue, love may make you feel green, and sometimes love may even make you feel turquoise or teal. Depression and envy get all the pretty shades of description, and I love that, but in a pink/purple kind of way."
"A kangaroo would jump better if instead of legs, it had a trampoline under its torso. And there would be no depression, because it would bounce right back."
"Why are desire scales 1-10? They should be 1-12, like a clock, because I want her 1-12, I mean like all the time."