More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"A woman I had sex with is carrying my child, because God has made it so that my hands are full. They’re full of hope for the future."
"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."
"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."
"I spoke like a spoke on a wheel, as I went around and around without actually saying what I wanted to say. I was love flustered."