Knocking on a door is so violent. Talk on the door. Try to g... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Knocking on a door is so violent. Talk on the door. Try to get it to open up through communication, not violence."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Women should have nipples on their butts. From a design perspective, I think it would revolutionize the fashion industry."
"I morphed from a fly to a flower to a butterfly, which is like a combination flower and fly. I thought I was in love, but I was merely asleep."
"Anything disguised as anything is chameleon. A ghost disguised as an unobservable and invisible object is a great example. Still, that’s easier to see than the love my ex wife had for me."
"Don’t ever let the sun set on our love. Not even if it’s so gorgeous it’d make a great postcard. $1.99, if interested."
"Last weekend I went out of my comfort zone to go hang out with people I’d only heard about, and I met one new person who turned out to be a very valuable contact. I should try networking at my family reunions more often, because that’s how I finally met my dad."