More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Nine out of ten politicians are thieves. The tenth politician is a liar, and the one who conducted the survey."
"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."
"A chance meeting in a Kansas City coffee shop may take me months of planning and twice a day visits for over a year. But I already have my stunned, surprised, and shocked speech rehearsed for the moment I act like I had no idea she would be there."
"Don’t shave my head to make your wig of selfishness. Shave it because you care."
"I always wear roller skates when I ride my bicycle. The more wheels the better, and that's what makes me a better lover. You know you want to go for a spin. I'll bring the record player, if you bring 1982 and her little sister, Elton John."