More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"During my darkest hour, life threw me some curves. Thankfully they were in the shape of a woman’s body."
"A white wedding dress, once worn, is like the ghost of a moment, trapping feelings of forever into fabric that’s never to be tried on again."
"To make my meal in a box taste better, I decided to tweak the logo, rather than the ingredients."
"Personal branding is important to me as a person. It’s also important to me as a non-person. I am a rock."
"How to duplicate yourself: hang out with the same people and say the same things all the time. The you of today is a clone of the you from yesterday."