More quotes by Groucho Marx

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
"Room service? Send up a larger room."[A Night at the Opera]"
"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse."
"If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere."