I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns... - Groucho Marx
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
More quotes by Groucho Marx
"Humor is reason gone mad."
"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'."
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere."
"Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while"