I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns... - Groucho Marx
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
More quotes by Groucho Marx
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
"Room service? Send up a larger room."[A Night at the Opera]"
"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse."
"If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere."