I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns... - Groucho Marx
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
More quotes by Groucho Marx
"If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know."
"Humor is reason gone mad."
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know."
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others."