More quotes by Groucho Marx

"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself."
"We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. Once you get there; you're on your own."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"Humor is reason gone mad."
"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse."