More quotes by Groucho Marx

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know."
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."