More quotes by Groucho Marx

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others."
"Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you."
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself."