More quotes by Groucho Marx

"Humor is reason gone mad."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun."
"Room service? Send up a larger room."[A Night at the Opera]"
"We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. Once you get there; you're on your own."